Free Wine
Seize every price failure
I don’t want to get what I pay for. I certainly don’t want to get what I deserve. I do want a free lunch. Clichés tend to presume market efficiency. I want more than I pay for or deserve so need to find inefficiencies for free lunches. This one (hurry, just available as of this writing) is a free (boozy) lunch.
It retails for $30, costs $10 here with free ground shipping and $10 off a first order.
94 points
From a single vineyard outside the hills of Siena. Cherry, blueberry, wild herbs, tobacco, vanilla, and white pepper. Medium-bodied with noble tannins, fine acidity, crushed river stones, and sagebrush. Delicious.
— Snooty wine tasting panel
Whatever. It’s free.
— Chris DeMuth Jr